Item no one asked for…

NZ Novelty Urinal Screen

We at Nostalgia Zone won’t be insulted if you use this item. We feel adding a little freshness to that most private of moments, while plugging our little shop, is a good thing. Step on up, fellows, and let us help clean the air while you pause for relief.

The Nostalgia Zone Urinal Screens with Blocks are long-lasting and help keep your restroom from smelling like, well, you know. There are twelve Nostalgia Zone urinal screens to a box. They come in four pleasing scents: Mountain Spring, Alpine Meadow, Citrus, and, our best seller, Comicon Fanboy. Our fragrance scientists are hard at work developing what we hope will be our must popular scent yet: Musty Old Comics.

It’s just $119.95 for a box of twelve. That’s less than ten dollars for each screen! Such a bargain. Order today!

The preceding is a parody ad, but you knew that. Right?

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