Darth left his cape and lightsaber outside overnight and they got rained on by some lava and acid or something. To teach him a lesson, Darth’s dad refused to buy him new ones then left in a huff to blow off some steam at the nearest cantina. He literally went there to blow the steam off of his favorite drink “The Tatooine Steamer” before he slammed it down. Anyway, Darth’s mom took pity on him and, with a towel, a broom handle, a magic marker and a little love, they made the tears go away.
Once again, Darth Vader’s mom comes through.